I began experimenting last year with speakers.
Inserting them into lunchboxes, suitcases, etc. I came up with the idea of using a toilet
earlier this year when I was challenging myself to come up with a piece of furniture that
wouldn't be welcome in the average living room. I had initially toyed with the idea of
making it into a sit-able speaker, but realized quickly that I would rather discover the
soundspace of the speaker faced down into the bowl.
My landlord was disposing a toilet, and I jumped at the opportunity to test my theory.
After an industrial cleaning session, and a fresh coat of paint, I worked on installing
the speaker itself. It was a lot more work than I anticipated, and required some help from
a friend with a drywall drill. The seat, which I bought new, required a hole it didn't come with,
and it was very hard particle board that took us 45 minutes to cut through.
To seal the vinyl behind the woofer, I sliced it and wrapped it around the front, gluing it in place.
The Allen screws that hold the speakers in place were part of their original assembly.
I didn't know what to expect sound wise, but I wanted to give the speaker its best chance of
sounding awesome, so I hooked it up to my B&O Beogram 3000 turntable and Yamaha RX-V750
receiver. My initial thoughts were that it would sound "tinny" or overly treble.
I did not expect any real bass, and wondered if we'd get any serious echoing from the tubes
under the bowl. The room I tested it in was a basement area with open staircases on
either side of the room. I lifted the lid off the back, laid Stevie Wonder's
"Songs in the Key of Life" on the turntable and pressed play.
The sound from the speaker was completely unexpected.
Round, rich, and full of bass, it did have a slight echo, but a pleasant one.
The most surprising thing I found was that the sound did not make it down through the pipes
and up the back of the toilet itself. I covered it with the cover which I'd painted gold,
and there was no perceivable difference.
All in all, I think it sounds great, and has a lot of personality.
When the seat is lifted, the bass disappears, and the sound is crisp and clean.
When faced downward, it immediately shifts soundspace to a rich, full bass.
I am excited to share this speaker with friends, and would love to experiment
with it in different environments.
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| The back, before I removed all the internal plumbing. |
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| Junk? Or audio gold? |
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| Finished product. |
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| Closed lid for extra bass. |
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| Setup with record player, receiver and speaker. |
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| Half open. |
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| Completely open, tweeter and woofer exposed. |




















































